Later, The pair of parents formed a Bender protest group, Fathers Against Rude Television, which successfully protested All My Circuits to get him off the show and remove his influence on their children. When Dwight and Cubert Farnsworth started their own delivery company, Hermes and the Professor felt threatened, and rightly so the pair soon took over the company, until they were revealed to not have been delivering their papers. He finished the job with time to spare and was demoted to grade 38 as a result, but soon found an error in another bureaucrat's paperwork and earned a promotion to grade 37. On returning to the Central Bureaucracy building, he was able to sort the master "in" pile and retrieve a disk containing Bender's brain. Zoidberg suggested that he and LaBarbara go to Spa 5 to relieve the stress, but it turned out to be nothing more than a labour camp. Unfortunately, his office was messed up by the angry staff of Applied Cryogenics (due to Bender cheating at a game of poker) and he was sent on the ultimate penalty of paid vacation. After a few bad experiences with brain slugs, Hermes received a pair of letters from the Central Bureaucracy, the second of which informed him there would soon be an inspection - and a chance at a promotion. When his limboing skills alone could save the entire crew from certain death in the destruction of the space cruise ship Titanic, he overcame his aversion and rediscovered the sport he loved. Hermes, as a grade 36 bureaucrat, joined the staff of Planet Express. After this he immediately quit the company and moved back to New New York. There he was responsible for letting Bender live, despite him being a defective unit. He lived in a rather quaint mission-styled house there, while it appears LaBarbara remained in New New York. Sometime after moving to New New York, Hermes got a job as Inspector #5 at Mom's Friendly Robot Company's Tijuana division ( 6ACV06). Hermes Conrad was born to a fat ugly Jamaican woman in 2959 and soon after began to develop into a fine young bureaucrat, crying when his alphabet blocks are blown out of order as a two year old, and making friends and family file long applications to get into his tenth birthday party. He first tells Leela to shoot Bender, Fry and Zoidberg, and second has to be begged not to eject the crew from the airlock. The show also hints that Hermes does not like his co-workers in " The Farnsworth Parabox". Hermes also has a habit of saying "Sweet (something) of (some place)". Despite his wide frame, Hermes was an accomplished limboer. He is friendly and hard working but can also be nasty at times, particularly to Dr. Here is a list of all the times he has rhymed something with something else.Hermes is a bureaucrat working for the Planet Express delivery company, under Hubert J. Hermes has a penchant for rhyming a word with a geographical location, though this is sometimes mixed up. Zoidberg-of all people-came to his rescue. He was once fascinated with turning his body into that of a robot before Dr. He often refers to Manwich, a sandwich product that is apparently still popular in the year 3000. Brain Slugs have a thing for Hermes due to his highly evolved brain, which functions in mathematics. He remains an exemplary limboist. Though never directly addressed, there have been many implications that Hermes smokes marijuana.ĭwight, the son of Hermes, is highly protected by his father to the point that he will not allow Dwight to watch television programs that star unsightly robots with a penchant for swearing. Overburdened with guilt, Hermes stopped doing the limbo as a result for many years. Hermes was once a great limbo exhibitionist until a young fan imitated his style and broke his spine in the process. His wife, whom he often refers to as "Woman," is attracted to an old flame and long-time rival of his, Barbados Slim, another expert limbo champion. Born in 2959 to a “fat, ugly Jamaican woman,” Hermes grew up to be obsessive-compulsive while balancing out his life with the help of his long-time wife, LaBarbara, and their son, Dwight.
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